He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
