I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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