We should be called the Road Head Warriors
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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