Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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