who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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