I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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