it hurts more in the daytime
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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