fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize