WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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