@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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