just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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