This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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