so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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