so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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