Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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