I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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