Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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