; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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