i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Randomize
