Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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