Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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