i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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