Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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