im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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