Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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