I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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