wrigley field is MILF paradise
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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