We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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