Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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