And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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