Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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