It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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