About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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