I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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