Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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