how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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