so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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