Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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