Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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