rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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