Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He did a backflip because drugs
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