dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He passed out mid-signature
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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