I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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