Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
