I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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