Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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