it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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