I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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