I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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