sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
