dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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