sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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