Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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