God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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