Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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